sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
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