Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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