She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Two words: nipple clamps
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