Will you blow on my dice?
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Randomize
