Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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