My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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