I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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