just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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