You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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