My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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