just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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