I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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