this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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