It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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