Come see our sink grown plant.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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