But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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