Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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