When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize