You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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