Can Purell be used as lube?
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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