so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
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