He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Life without a bra equals bliss.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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