found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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