Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
My breasts were aching with rage.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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