hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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