i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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