careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
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