did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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