He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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