Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
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