it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
So many bounce houses so little time
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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