Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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