Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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