Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Dicks are not precious.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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