As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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