We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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