i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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