should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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