the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
I seem to have left my pride at pride
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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