I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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