i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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