I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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