Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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