Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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