i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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