oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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