Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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