You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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