Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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