whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
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