WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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