Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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