whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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