he thought i was a dude.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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