is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
