she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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